During my first semester in college I learned my favorite fact about Martin Luther. His revolutionary revelations were facilitated by long hours enduring digestive issues. As a good Catholic and teenage smart ass, I couldn’t help but pen the following limerick:
Luther suffered severe constipation
Causing him years of hellish frustration.
In the hours he sat
Quite the worst that he shat
We now call “Protestant Reformation.”
I have yet to and may never write anything finer.